I’m going to dedicate this post to those of you who found my blog through the following search terms. I mean this when I say it – I hope you found what you’re looking for.
1. Unicorn poop cupcakes
I’m a big fan of cupcakes and I would expect no less than a mythical creature to poop them. I just didn’t know that everyone else knew about this like I did.
2. Lap sit
I’m not sure how I feel about these. Someone out there is organizing lap sits and I hope they found inspiration in me. Somehow.
3b. Picking at my face
3c. Getting boils all over
Not cool.
Yes, Nutella is quite hilarious. Did you find what you were looking for through this post? If so, here’s one that didn’t get posted from that “photo shoot.” Just for you. You’re welcome.
5. Guess who looks like Gary Busy?
I’m thinking the answer was me.
Well, maybe a little in the eyes.
6. Made to eat toe nails
I googled this for shits and giggles and a picture of my feet actually came up. Thank you for choosing my foot among the masses.
A picture of my foot was the THIRD picture that came up for this in Google. I think I’m starting to get a complex.
What’s the weirdest search term you’ve gotten on your blog?
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Funny! I always look at my google search stuff and think WTF? It is crazy. Here are a couple of my favorites:
Ass size by race
Jiggle ass
Birthday Spankings
Those are abso-freakin-lutely hilarious. I’m so glad some of your pictures actually come up!! : )
Mine are even close to being as fun as yours. I guess I’m just boring.
1. I dream usually about nothing.
2. I have to watch myself.
3. Cowgirls.
Okay, I was making JVanB’s face because I was laughing so hard at this post. (And now I’m officially not a stalker.)
This is going in my Blog Love post tomorrow.
My searches usually involve cameltoe. Awesome. Oh, and crazy running gear (I’m pretty sure I disappoint).
Just give that golden shower reference time…
You have made me laugh on two different occasions today (1-your comment on my post & 2-this) when I was in a real shitty mood. So thank you!
I think my blog is too new or too boring-maybe both- for interesting/funny search terms. The best I’ve gotten is: “knock some out with acupuncture”. I don’t even know what the hell that means.
Excellent! That’s my goal. If I can make one person laugh, I am happy. 🙂
Haha I am killing myself laughing right now! I wish I was as cool as you so I could have people find my blog through weird search terms!
That’s not really YOU in that wedding picture, is it? Holy hell! (:
And what are penis stickers for toenails?
I got “animals wearing costumes” and “why turning thirty is awesome.”
Chia seeds are still my #1 draw. See how trendy they are? Even though they look like bugs.
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These are so funny! My favorite from my main blog: walldeath, shirtless ninja, virginity soaps, gender roles killing my marriage, indigo fiasco, indigo moods porn, and shirtless god. Strangely, aside from Walldeath and shirtless god, I know exactly why they were led to my page. 😉
ahahahahaha, I love looking at search results. People search for the randomest things, and I really have no idea how they get to my site from them. Highly entertaining though!
Oh my gosh… this is so dang funny! hi btw….
Hi! Funny, I added you to my Reader about 4 days ago but I just haven’t commented yet. 🙂
I am really new at this. I need to figure out how to look at my google search stuff. If that is even possible.
It shows up in your site stats. I didn’t have much until I was blogging for awhile and then all hell broke loose. 🙂
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I thought you and Gary were fraternal twins…
Common misconception. We are, in fact, identical.
aBAHAHHHA omg this just made my day!! these are hilarious!
My weird term is …………
why are weird buffalo dying….. I mean of course I would write about buffalo…i think i am even going to change my blog address…weirdbuffalodying.blogspot.com
dont be thinkin of stealing my url now 😉
Wow – just – wow. I have no words. Why are people googling that stuff? This post is just hilarious. I really don’t have any weird ones like that! Now I want one though!
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Since you linked your post to this one, I just had to look. And laugh. Penis stickers for toenails? What kind of kinky shin-dig is this person planning? AND… I’m glad you were able to use the ugly crying face Dawson into this. Props for you!
I know, right? A lot of the terms I know what post they came from, but the toenail one – not a clue. And crying Dawson should be used everywere. He makes everything better.
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