S!#t My Husband Draws – Wife Edition

If you’ve been reading the blog for awhile, you know I have a very sporadic segment called S!#t My Husband Draws which consists of crap my husband draws for me with the instant messenger draw tool.

Well, recently hubs has been finding things on his computer that I drew. Horrible, horrible things. He’s been threatening to start his own blog featuring S!#t My Wife Draws. I can’t let that happen. So in an effort to keep peace in the family and new blogs off the internet, I have been “asked” to post my original drawings.  Let this be a lesson to all of you that screen captures exist and can lay dormant for years.

1. I must have just discovered Paint at this point, which was as exciting to me as the first time man discovered dry land. So, I took some liberties with the color palette.

 2. To be fair, I thought this was really good at the time. Hubs wanted a logo for his portfolio (he’s a graphic artist), so I took it upon myself to make something for him because I’m such a giving person. I’m not sure how anyone can’t like this.

 3. Here, I drew myself in a sexy pose. He sent me this one today. And I don’t want to talk about it.

If you missed any of the previous posts, you can check them out here when you’re bored at work. You may want to poke your eyes out afterwards.


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17 responses to “S!#t My Husband Draws – Wife Edition

  1. hahahah the leg up. love that pose. gets ’em every time.

  2. im DYING at the sexy pose drawing!!

    i liked your logo. he should use it.

  3. What if thousands of years after we’re all gone, that sexy pose picture ends up in an art gallery along with the Mona Lisa? “She was visionary before her time” they will say!

  4. Bahaha love love love this. I especially love that you included one apple dangling off the tree in the first one. I also like how long the body is and how short the legs are. Perfect. Works of art for sure!

    The very first graph I put on my blog was pretty sad. I drew it in paint too and I used stars for bodies. No big deal.

  5. Katie G

    Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack!

  6. I think that first picture looks JUST like Fabian. Especially with the curly hair 🙂

    I thought you only did that position in the 3rd one for me. *Disappointed*

  7. Heh thanks for the share. 🙂

  8. Haha you and your husband crack me up! Especially the “design” that you came up with for his logo. So…….awesome?

  9. Very awesome twist to a great themed post! 🙂 I think it would be awesome for him to start his own blog about it. haha I would even help him with hosting it. ;o)

    And Jack Dawson doesn’t have anything on your portrait skills.

  10. lol, I am new to your blog so I have never seen this series before, but now I must click through them. Because it sounds perfectly awesome.

  11. Haha! Love that the Sh!t series is back in action, totally made my Tuesday. That sexy pose drawing is the best one yet.

  12. Hahahaha! I love these. I had to go back and look at them all. I think your sexy pose portrait is my favorite. Nice work!

  13. runeatdatesleep

    I thought for a second you had a tail in your sexy pose drawing. And then I realized it was your leg… I think.

    I better be seeing you at the blogger meet-up tonight.

  14. These are freakin fantastic!

  15. Mz. Teri

    OMG!!! I can’t stop laughing at the sexy pose! I admire your stick figure skills though… that’s about the extent of my drawing skills as well. 🙂

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