I haven’t posted a recipe in a long time and you’re all probably better for it. But I made something this morning and when that happens, I take pictures just in case it doesn’t happen again. And if we’re being honest, it usually doesn’t. Homegirl made herself an omelet! I always thought omelets were reserved only for those who know how to cook and iHOP. Not so. Even the biggest dummy can make one. Here’s how:
First, find yourself a dummy.
Then, crack two eggs and beat them like they stole your money.
Pour some salt in their wounds while you’re at it. (No really, add some salt.)
Next, get yourself a small pan, spray that thing with some cooking spray, and pour those eggs in there.
At this point, I hope you realize the stove should be on. Medium heat should work.
Wait until the bottom half of the eggs are cooked, kinda like at the point you’d flip a pancake. Then put some veggies and shredded cheese on there. Or put meat in there. I don’t know what you like in your omelets. I’m just trying to help you here.
Before you say chopping veggies is too hard and you couldn’t possibly make an omelet, note that I feel the same way.
Let the eggs cook the rest of the way through and then fold it in half.
Put that omelet on your finest china and enjoy.
I put salsa and hot sauce on top of mine. But you put whatever you want on yours. I’m not going to tell you what to do. You’re an adult and I think you should make your own decisions.